roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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13 =B you just learned something

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i'm hard

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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