what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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