There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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