whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Pain Olympics.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Hello.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Weaner

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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