Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Men's Sports

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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I like to eat people

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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