Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Harry Styles

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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