your father died

A homosexual walks into a church

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Your all fags

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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