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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Mitt Romney penis

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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these are shit

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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