What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Snooki

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Why did the book disappear?

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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