Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

She said no

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A white person at Harvard

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