An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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What you reading? reading?

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Mitt Romney penis

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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