what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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hi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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tims sty:)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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