What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Roses are red, Violets are purple

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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