- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her