- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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