Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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AIDS

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Shit!

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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