- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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