Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Whats better than 24? 25.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Badgers are cool

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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