- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A guy trips a blind man.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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