What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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s e m e n

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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giddy goat

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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