What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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the WNBA

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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