- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Women's rights.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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