- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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