Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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My pet rock died.

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No.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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the WNBA

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Do you believe this will change?

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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