- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

What's the difference between a duck?

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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