What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Canada AYY

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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I have a crush on my dad.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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