- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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