How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Men's Sports

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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The 13th Amendment...

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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