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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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