Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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