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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

kiss me?

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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