- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Women's rights.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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