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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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