Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

A homosexual walks into a church

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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