what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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