What happened to Emma? I raped her!

A homosexual walks into a church

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

these are shit

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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