- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Women's rights.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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