Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Women's rights.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Anti Joke

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