- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Women's rights.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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