what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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