- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Whats an Anti Joke

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

The cow went moo

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

you just contradicted yourself.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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