- Anti Joke

See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A new restaurant KKKcake

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)