whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

thumb_up thumb_down -7

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Spread the net.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down -7

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

so dont touch it.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops