- Anti Joke

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Woman's rights.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls