- Anti Joke

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Homosexuals are gay.