Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Nippies

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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