Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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heads up!

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Breast cancer.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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