- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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