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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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