- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Woman Rights

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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