please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

the WNBA

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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