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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How you know when dislextic

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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