Whats cold and frozen? ice

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

guess what what ...

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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