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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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