You know whats annoying? Steve

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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