Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Hey how is your wife and my kids

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what's white and sticky semen

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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