- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

I literally died laughing

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Good afternoon.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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