Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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what goes boo a sock

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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