- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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