- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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