- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Poop.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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