Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

White NBA players.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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