what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Poop.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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