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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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