what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Grace Ackerson

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Emily Walker.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

jibby jobby

What black and has children A black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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