- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

The word "Walter" is never funny.

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