What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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A black person dies.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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