Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Emily Walker.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Grace Ackerson

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What black and has children A black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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