Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Ms Leong Sux

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

where is the world?

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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