Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

gay pom...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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