What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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